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craven714 |
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May 29, 2012 08:25:42pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy |
chuck norris vs keith richards?
norris would win the fight, but no one is outliving keith
"As you were" good... I was just running through a heaped
compost pile of degrading whole pineapples. back to work
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cosmicharIie |
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May 30, 2012 04:42:09am |
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Chuck Norris was/is way overated, he barely got into full contact karate and was owned by several fighters in his tag-karate hayday. I witnessed his defeat twice in one night at the 1965 California Karate Championships by the great Tonny Tulleners. Tony was Tak Kubota's top fighter.
A 30yrs Chuck vs almost any decent MMA or Thai kickboxer fighter of today and Chuck would go down in flames. It's a matter of movie persona vs reality
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Piles |
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May 30, 2012 07:36:45am |
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Chuck Norris spent the night in West Virginia once. The next day the state changed its name to West Ia.
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craven714 |
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May 30, 2012 08:05:14am |
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I think the joke you are thinking of is:
CN spent the night in the Virgin Islands once. The next
day they were just call The Islands
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Mandojammer |
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May 30, 2012 08:33:38am |
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Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy |
Chuck Norris is alive because God wanted Freddie Kruger, Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine to have nightmares.
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Piles |
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May 30, 2012 09:28:53am |
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GratefulDead
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Hey that's a good one. I love the Chuck Norris facts.
I like the one above also, but it keeps telling me to sign in when I try to reply. Quirk in the system I guess.
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SomeDarkHollow |
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May 30, 2012 10:35:46am |
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They named a street in LA after CN once but later had to change it back...no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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craven714 |
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May 30, 2012 09:05:10am |
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Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy |
The easiest way to determine CNs age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
When CN was born, he slapped the doctor.
Even Google cant find CN
Superman wears CN pajamas to bed at night
CN nevere uses a stunt double, except for crying scenes
CN could lose both legs and still 'walk it off'
The boogeyman checks for CN under the bed before sleeping
CN can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
CN can cut through a knife with hot butter
If you work in an office with CN, never ask him for a 3-hole punch
CN can build a snowman out of rain
CN built Rome in a day
CN can make an onion cry and unscramble an egg
Look out, CN is right behind you :)
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Mandojammer |
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May 31, 2012 07:25:13am |
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Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy |
Chuck Norris went to Burger King, ordered a Big Mac, and they gave it to him.
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user unknown |
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May 30, 2012 06:50:08pm |
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If you swallow a quarter and Chuck Norris round house kicks you in the stomach you will crap out two dimes and a nickel.
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grendelschoice |
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May 31, 2012 08:42:08am |
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Chuck Norris grinds coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity—-twice.
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craven714 |
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May 30, 2012 05:52:04am |
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chuck mate |
To C Charlie:
I had to post 'to myself' because of this sites system,
I couldn't post to you as needed.
('Log In' prompt when Im already logged in crap...)
But to me, it's the difference of understanding a joke, or
not. Which you clearly didnt and ran with it, and, as I am
guilty of doing over the years as well around here.
(just ask scotch_glass)
Chuck Norris - overated. check
Chuck Norris - 1965. check (before my time)
Chuck Norris - would get the sh!t knocked out of him in
todays arenas - check
Chuck Norris joke - check mate
~~If I had my way, I would tear this whole building down~~
Anyone got that PDF of Norris jokes that was posted here once at hand?
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Arbuthnot |
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May 29, 2012 05:07:21pm |
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Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy |
a bit of the ol' Jekyll & Hyde with the 1st pairing, eh counselor? but who was which is hard to decipher ... as for the 2nd pairing, it really comes down to early v late, the insightful v inane, the articulate v an abomination of the English language ... on and on thru the poppy fields we go...
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bluedevil |
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May 29, 2012 05:29:43pm |
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Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy |
Glad you got a kick out of my spin top guitarists' list. I liked it because it mentioned some deserved folks that get overlooked (greg ginn for ex.) while putting some names on my radar that I don't know a thing about.
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Arbuthnot |
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May 29, 2012 06:07:02pm |
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Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy |
yes, thank you, that list was great, for the reasons you mentioned; glad to see some ladies who deserved mention: K. Hersh, PJ Harvey, C. Brownstein
also, and i know you agree with me ... sir Tom Verlaine, one of the very very few (yes, 'very very few') guitarists who have a unique sound, i can pick him out of a crowd of a hundred, quite easily...
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